Monday, November 9, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Ugh....
So...I was lookin' at my favorites and I fell upon this. I haven't used it in almost a year. It's nuts. I was plannin' on using it like every day but I suppose I got sidetracked. Anywho...this is probably going ot be my last post :P.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Lab Rat
My group of friends are a very nice group of friends. I say this sarcastically of course. They are not nice. They are assholes. I am used as there lab rat. I go down to the small commons where me and my posse chillax and down there I always here this, "Hey Ian. I saw this cool thing on T.V. yesterday. Lemme' try it on you!".
I say, "Ok!", because I'm a dumbass...but I'm a dumbass for the people. So here's what they do. They start by putting me in a head lock or a full nelson or whatever they saw. Next they say , "Duhahaha. Now get out!". Now looking at me, you might be able to tell I'm not very limber. Nor am I very strong. So I have to sit in this uncomfortable position for anywhere from 5-15 minutes. It is, simply put, using me as a lab rat.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Is it sinful???
Lately my friends and I have been arguing about what in the bible is sinful and what is not. For instance. Masturbation. Is it sinful. My friends seem to think so. There reasoning: It makes you unclean in God's eyes. I asked them, "Where in the bible does it say that masturbation makes you unclean?"
The truth is, there is no place. According to the book of Numbers, God's unwritten rules only apply to intercourse. Eg: An affair with another man's woman. This action would make you unclean.
Another frequent topic of discussion is homosexuality. In there eyes, God made for a man to mate with a woman, and woman to a man, and only that way. But you see, if God makes us who we are, and it has been scientifically proven that homosexuals are in fact born homosexual, isn't it true that God makes homosexuals that way? I think so.
Those friends who I have this conversation with will say to you that these things are wrong. I respect that. Everyone has a right to their opinion. But all I'm saying is, as long as the gays aren't hitting on me, I'm cool wit it.
-Teh Sp3ctr
The truth is, there is no place. According to the book of Numbers, God's unwritten rules only apply to intercourse. Eg: An affair with another man's woman. This action would make you unclean.
Another frequent topic of discussion is homosexuality. In there eyes, God made for a man to mate with a woman, and woman to a man, and only that way. But you see, if God makes us who we are, and it has been scientifically proven that homosexuals are in fact born homosexual, isn't it true that God makes homosexuals that way? I think so.
Those friends who I have this conversation with will say to you that these things are wrong. I respect that. Everyone has a right to their opinion. But all I'm saying is, as long as the gays aren't hitting on me, I'm cool wit it.
-Teh Sp3ctr
Monday, February 4, 2008
So...here I am...again
Well...after teh unsuccesfulness of mah other blog I have come to decide....nothing. I honestly don't even know what I wanna do. I know I want a blog, I just don't know what to do w/ it... Ah well. I guess Ill figure it out.
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